MICHAEL YONKERS / LITTLE CLAW: Split: 7″33

Mr. Yonkers is a sexagenarian rocker who has been fucking with sonic nutziness since birth, delivering two echoey, reverby, slabs that sound like a meat tenderizer going apeshit in a reverb coil factory ((if there is actually no such thing as a “reverb coil,” i regret the error)). The female-fronted Little Claw play the type of squeaky drone that clears venues quickly and effectively until the next band comes on. Excellent for misleading wayward Fire Marshals! BEST SONG: Michael Yonkers, “The Drain” BEST SONG TITLE: Michael Yonkers, “I Think” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: Michael Yonkers’ 1968 album, “Microminiature Love,” was recorded in one hour.

 –norb (X!)