MANTS, THE: Destroyed by Fuzz: 7” EP

The world is on fire and crumbling yet here are three guys pretending to be half-man, half-ant creatures talking about unleashing a “fuzz ray” at your retro beach party. Take that for whatever it is, but the real issue is some flat, self-referential songs that never rise above the shtick. Within the micro-genre that might be called “costume garage” this falls well short of The Mummies and Servotron. For the B-movie trivia buffs and Hawaiian shirt people only. 

 –Matt Werts (Manglor,