MANNEQUIN MEN: “Private School” b/w “Sewers”: 7”

The A-side’s the gem. Total Iggy strut, but with a modern high kick of The Chargers Street Gang or the more epic We March songs, so you know you’re getting your ass handed to you in real time, not by a time capsule. Dirty, yet classy. Charismatic, but in an STD, and possibly crabs, sexdanger way. Wiggly, but in a slimy—not spastic—way. Very Detroit, bad drugs. Great single.

 –todd (Criminal IQ)