MANIC DONKEES, THE: Manic Rock and Roll: CD

“Hey.” Hi there, CD I’ve never heard before. “Listen to me, I’m awesome.” Are you sure about that? I’m a bit skeptical. “No, totally, we have a song called ‘Shit Hot.’“ Shit hat? “No, hot.” Oh, that makes it less cool. “We also have guitar solos.” Really? “And a five-minute gothic dirge.” Oh, well… “And our singer does a Danzig impression.” I… I think I’m going to go now. “WAIT! We also have incredibly slick produced garage rock! Come back!”

 –Bryan Static (Self-released)