MAKESHIFT3: Fluorescent Black: CD

I knew it would eventually happen. I grab just about anything to review, but dammit, I got a Christian punk CD! I pop the thing in and think these guys sound like Avenged Sevenfold. Not half bad. Then I start looking at the credits and I see “Special Thanks: Lord & Savior Jesus Christ.” I pulled that fucker right out of the player and I am done.

 –don (New School)