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Apr 02, 2009

As Emperor of the Universe, I hereby issue this decree: Any college student caught with a backpack, horn-rimmed glasses, and a musical instrument of any kind in his possession shall be dealt a serious kick in the shin. Yes, it may be harsh, but SOMEONE’S got to stop this emo scourge at the roots.

 –jimmy (Flame Shovel)