LOOSE LEAF #1: $?, 5½” x 8½”, copied, 12 pgs.

Why would a dude go through all of the trouble of making a zine just to tell the world that he likes sex and football? It comes across like he’s trying really hard to fit into the beer commercial stereotype of how guys should act. Every page has to mention something like breast implants, admiring thongs, being an “ass man,” etc. It’s almost like he’s trying to convince everybody that he’s definitely a man and he’s definitely into women. Okay dude, you’re heterosexual. We believe you. Now talk about something else. You’re making yourself look bad. –Lauren Trout ([email protected])