No. Just… no. Okay, wait. Let’s walk it back a little bit. Are you bummed that there are only so many Gin Blossoms and Third Eye Blind records in the world? This horseshit is for you then! There are some trumpets, there’s a lot of whining, there’s a lot of open mic night going on. Here’s a lyric sample: “You live just like a yard sale / one weekend to the next.” I couldn’t even finish a song. It blows my mind that something like this would come to Razorcake, but I just learned that the Goo Goo Dolls had two albums on Metal Blade Records, so what the fuck do I know about the world? 

 –Kayla Greet (75orless,