LIGHTWEIGHT HOLIDAY: Light Holiday: CD

Should this band be famous? Definitely! Does that mean I like them? Not really, but I would be lying if I said this wasn’t really catchy from the start to finish. If I was a major label A&R guy looking for some band that could write music that would mindlessly drill upbeat punk / top 40 pop rock into a person’s brain, leaving them begging for freedom… I can’t help wondering if we have come so far in punk rock / pop music that a band can’t find a formula on the internet that will tell you where to put in the right breaks and chorus that will create something that sticks in your head. This is the basis for successful advertising jingles, right? –Wanda Spragg

 –guest (Porterhouse)