LADIES: Self-titled: 7”

This record was going my way for the first four songs. Their energy had me ready to jump out of my chair and whip a can of baked beans through the window, yelling “Yeah, that’s right! God doesn’t listen!” Then, on the last song, they decided to start shit. “You’re Dumb,” they said. Well, first of all, you assholes don’t even know me. You think because you’ve got dirty black jeans and spiked belts that you can just be rude to people who listen to your records? Nope. Next time I listen, I’m only going to listen to side one. What do you think about that? Now who’s the dumb one? 

 –mp (Riff Raff)