KUNG-FU MONKEYS, THE: Christmas for Breakfast: CD

What would you get if you combined Lucky Charms, Trix, Froot Loops, and Corn Pops? Can you even imagine the musical equivalent of this tantalizing combination of sugary goodness? Ladies and gentlemen, it is rare that I am called upon to say this, but: I WOULD STOP EATING LUCKY CHARMS FOR ONE MONTH IF FAILURE TO DO SO MEANT THAT I COULD NOT LISTEN TO THIS CD TEN TIMES PER DAY! Yes, I am that serious! The Kung-Fu Monkeys exist at the intersection of Ramones Blvd. and Herman’s Hermits Way! And close by, you’ll find the Beach Boys cul-de-sac! This CD compiles over forty songs from out-of-print seven-inches, comps, and more! It features at least THREE of the best pop punk songs of all time: “Let’s Go (to Pasadena to Meet Your Parents),” “Thermos,” and “I Miss the Ramones!” When I got this CD in the mail, I actually did a dance around my apartment! Yes, I am that dumb! And I’m in love with the Kung-Fu Monkeys!

 –maddy (Whoa Oh)