KHLYST: Chaos is My Name: CD

Gollum fronts a free jazz band comprised of musically inept three year olds. If this is supposed to be a new direction in black metal, they really need to quit smoking pot and reassess said direction, ‘cause as it stands, I’m taking bets as to how few of these are gonna be sold. I say seven, tops. Any takers?

 –jimmy (Hydra Head)