KEVIN K: Mr. Bones: CD

If you look like a forty-something junkie, it might not be the best idea to put a picture of yourself on the cover of something you’re trying to sell. Or to have a song called “Crackhouse,” where they actually spell out, “C-R-A-C-K-H-O-U-S-E.” Also, in “Crackhouse,” they refer to a girl who always likes to party and always has a syringe. Now, I’m no cracker-ass crackhead, but I always thought crack was smoked. Please, just stop.

 –megan (Realkat, no address given)