KAT KILLERS: Self-titled: CD

The songs on this disc are about chemically created zombies, evil gangsters, raging werewolves, and the like. In theory, these are exciting topics. Unfortunately, somebody forgot to tell that to the singer. He yawns through lyrics about taking people to the edge of his knife as if reciting the ingredients in a can of baked beans. On stage, I can imagine him looking bored with his hands on his hips as undead spider monkeys rain down to pluck out his eyeballs. “Gee, am I in danger? Oh well, I guess I’ll just stand here and die.” 

 –mp (SKD Ltd)