KARATE: Pockets: CD

Jul 10, 2007

I’m with these guys: Steely Dan did rock too god damn hard! Thank God someone finally had the good sense to back off on that Unholy Pagan Rock Throttle—however, i am now too consumed with the burning question of “In a standard Karate competition, who would win: The Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers™ or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles™?” to enjoy it. BEST SONG: They don’t have songs, they’re an anarcho-syndicalist collective. BEST SONG TITLE: “Alingual,” but it’s a darn shame they couldn’t find some way to do away with the music as well. FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: NOT FOR RESALE. FOR PROMOTIONAL USE ONLY. PROPERTY OF SOUTHERN RECORDS. Fine. I’m done with it. Please come and get it now or i’ll have you ticketed for littering.

 –norb (Southern)