I’m with these guys: Steely Dan did rock too god damn hard! Thank God someone finally had the good sense to back off on that Unholy Pagan Rock Throttle—however, i am now too consumed with the burning question of “In a standard Karate competition, who would win: The Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers™ or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles™?” to enjoy it. BEST SONG: They don’t have songs, they’re an anarcho-syndicalist collective. BEST SONG TITLE: “Alingual,” but it’s a darn shame they couldn’t find some way to do away with the music as well. FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: NOT FOR RESALE. FOR PROMOTIONAL USE ONLY. PROPERTY OF SOUTHERN RECORDS. Fine. I’m done with it. Please come and get it now or i’ll have you ticketed for littering.