JUNKER: Self-titled: CD

One day I was walking through the grocery store and I discovered a candy that I remembered from years ago. The candy was unique; many similar things existed, but nothing was quite like it. Hot Water Music brand candy, they called it. I purchased the candy and returned home, delighted in my discovery. When I began to consume the candy, I noticed something was off. The formula was dead on, the packing was right, this was definitely close to the sweets of my youth, but what was wrong? I then noticed that the brand was not the same as that of my childhood memories. Perhaps the magic of the recipe was only delicious by the creators. I threw the candy down and cursed the name of Willy Wonka until I feel asleep for an angry nap.

 –Bryan Static (Self-released, no address)