JULIE’S HAIRCUT: Stars Never Looked So Bright: CD

I think the name of the band and CD gives it all away. FUCKING CRAP! Jesus H. Christ. How did this get sent to Razorcake? What is the latest label for this kinda music – slow-alternative-prog-college-radio-pop? I just label it SHIT and carry on. Nothing remotely resembling punk here in any way shape or form. Sounds like any one of Smashing Pumpkins’ slower songs, but that would be an insult to the Smashing Pumkins (and I’m no fan). The only thing this bands needs is a good ass-whooping.

 –toby (GammaPop)