JUDAS ISCARIOT: Dethroned, Conquered and Forgotten: CD

Mar 04, 2001

You know, I’ve looked at a lot of pictures of black metal musicians and they always seem like they’re either in great pain or constipated. Hell, maybe they’re in great pain because they’re constipated. Anyway, I think that they all should eat a more health-conscious diet with a daily supplement of psyllium. I bet being "regular" would wipe those frowns away. They should also stop blaming God for everything. It’s not his fault that they have such poor dietary habits.

 –jimmy (Red Stream, PO Box 342, Camp Hill, PA 17001-0342)

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