Okay. There are few things I dislike as much as punk bands singing about their popular, preppy girlfriends. To paraphrase Turbonegro, “Punk rockers should go out with punk rockers.” I mean, if I went out with some boy who liked Dave Matthews Band and shopped at the Gap, well, I’d try to keep that a SECRET, not record a song about it! Geez! Lame! So, um, this band sings generic pop punk songs about having preppy girlfriends, being in a band to get “chicks,” and why Billy Joel stinks. I can only relate to the last of those three. If this were a cereal, it’d be Kashi – that weird cereal middle-age women eat to lose weight. Uncool.