JOHN HOLMES: Everything Went Blacker: CD

Apr 02, 2009

New York thug metal bites, even if the band in question hails from England. Press material says they’ve toured with Poison Idea and it’s too bad they learned nothing from the experience. Look kids, you wanna up the brutality level? Forget all this thick-necked metal crap and take these three words to heart: PICK YOUR KING. With that template you can’t go wrong and you’re guaranteed to put the fear of god into anyone that crosses your path. 

 –jimmy (Household Name)