JOEY CORMAN: Morgue Pt II: CDEP

A CD-R with acoustic guitar songs perhaps influenced in a roundabout way by the Misfits, although it doesn’t sound anything like them. Songs about dead people, song titles like “Bottom of the Lake” and “Morgue Part III,” lyrics like, “I would not believe that I’d fall in love at the cemetery.” If this were a cereal, it’d be a cereal that does not yet exist—Ghoul-ohs, only this version of Ghoul-ohs would not have marshmallows. For shame! I could see some people thinking this is okay, but it didn’t make me want to have a solo dance party, the crucial criteria for a band’s success!

 –maddy (Obz)