Incredibly diverse to the point of noncommittal indifference. The sound never coalesces into a greater whole, leaving the listener with a jagged, aimless, and indulgent record. And that’s a shame, really. On paper, this should be a good record. The sounds are there, but the record itself seems so lifeless. Hazarding a guess, I’d say this would probably be a much better record if it was recorded again. That’s the way it goes sometimes. Grade: C.
–Bryan Static (Flab Fjord, no address listed)