JET BOYS, THE: “Shit My Pants” b/w “Gonna Bite You,” “Burn Out”: 7″

The Jet Boys remind me how simple my tastes really are and how much little it takes for me to like punk rock if it’s well done. These three burners stab as fast as Blood, Guts, and Pussy-era Dwarves and the Jet Boys are comparable to the Japanese punk rock band that’s hard not to mention if there’s garage, speed, and not sucking put into the same sentence: Teengenerate. This seven inch is simple as a pencil in the eye, sharp as prison concertina wire, and as fast as premature ejaculation (but, you know, not embarrassing). Cool.  –todd (Black Lung)