To say Jerk Alert sounds like a musical bowel movement would be unfair, since bowel movements can be pretty darn enjoyable. You’re sitting there on your porcelain throne, maybe reading Razorcake, if you will, and you’re eradicating waste in a bliss-like state. Jerk Alert is more like the waste that’s left ever at the end of your doo doo symphony. It’s the part you don’t want to savor. You might take a peek to see what’s there but, inevitably, you just want to flush that load of stink as fast as possible.
–Dave Disorder (Eradicator)