JEREMY PORTER AND THE TUCOS: Above the Sweet Tea Line: CD

Smooth rock stuff with vague undercurrents of country. Even if you threatened me harm, I’d have a hard time saying that there’s any punk in this album’s DNA. Very produced and toothless. Honestly, sounds a lot like a watered-down Cracker to me. Sorry, guys, not my bag. 

 –keith (New Fortune)