INTERNATIONAL BUSINESSMEN: The Formula: CD

I’m assuming I got the band name and album title right, ‘cause at first glance it looks the other way around, but I did bother to look a little closer. Anyway, yuck. This band sounds like the theme music for The OC, or like a featured Myspace band. Lame, commercial-sounding white people music. Whining about girls and the end of summer and all that crap. I bet these dudes have fauxhawks. I’m trying, honestly, but I can’t think of anything good to say about this. I’d rather go to the dentist than have to hear this again.

 –ben (Rumble Gulley)