I WALK THE LINE: Badlands: CD

A band with a Johnny Cash name and a Bruce Springsteen album title. Cool! Unfortunately, record-critic-at-large Nate correctly deduced it when he said that this band’s song structure goes as follows: Start with a clear, good intro, then pause, and start a new, boring song. Seriously! This also could best be described as a poppier Murder City Devils, and I think they are from Finland. Facts! But in the end, all that matters is what kind of cereal it is, and it’s definitely Mueslix. Heavy, complicated, with promise, but when you get right down to it, there’s only so much of it you can take before you want to eat something else! Extended metaphors are go!

 –maddy (Combat Rock/Boss Tuneage)