HOOKER SPIT WINDEX: Barf to Death Grind: Cassette

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’ll listen to a band with a horribly terrible name; that’s not a problem. I even have a fun time telling people that they should check out some band with a dumbass name, but I always tell them not to think about the band’s name when I do it. Still, this band has one of the worst names I’ve ever heard. Not judging the tape by its cover, this is guttural-vocaled grind shit. Sure, there are some higher-pitched vocals, but too much is coming from just north of the bowels for my taste. The instrumentation isn’t the worst thing ever, but, on a whole, all this makes me do is get out of my seat to turn it off.

 –Vincent (Self-released, [email protected])