HEXTALLS, THE: Call It a Comeback: CD

Their drummer’s name is Nikki Stixx. Does anyone else besides me think that is fucking hilarious? But that’s not the only thing that will make you laugh on this record. Sit down and read the lyrics sheet like you’re cramming for a final exam. Eat a coffee sandwich if you have to. Once you have them down, sing along and try not to spit out your beer at the same time. Trust me—it’s fun! “On The Third Day, Axl Rose” has the super catchy chorus of “Scott Weiland is an asshole.” I just wish the bonus tracks had the lyrics listed. No worries though, “Martin Lawrence” will quickly become your new favorite song. I promise.

 –koepenick (Self-released)