HELLTONS, THE: Panic Attacks: CD

For the life of me, I can’t understand the reasoning behind fifty million bands actively trying to all sound alike. That said, here’s a French pop punk band singing primarily about the myriad hues of getting dumped, utilizing the same Ramones/Queers-inspired box chord patterns as the other 49,999,999 of their peers. Probably make for good “edgy” music to spin at your next Catholic school dance.

 –jimmy (Can I Say, no address listed)