HEARTATTACKS, THE: Your Lies: 7” EP

The World At Large refers to this band as the “Swedish Teengenerate.” The label claims that they are actually the Swedish Registrators. I refute both parties, and declare them to be the Swedish Phantom Rats. WE CAN NEVER BE FRIENDS! NONE OF US! MORTAL ENEMIES FOR LIFE! I will form a discussion group where we can settle these issues before our differences tear us apart. BEST SONG: “Floozie of the Neighbourhood” BEST SONG TITLE: Same, i guess FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: I don’t know the name of that Goner Records font.

 –norb (Plastic Idol)