Go ahead. Mark up the magazine. Draw a line from one column to the next and match them up. Any combination will help you understand where Sweden’s The Heartattacks are coming from and you’ll see that you really can’t lose with any of the possibilities.
Little Richard Devil Dogs
Jerry Lee Lewis Saints
Pre-marital sex Leg Hounds
Unprotected sex (pre ‘70s) Teengenerate
Puking on yourself The Jewws
Projectile vomiting on others Ramones
–todd (High School Reject)
