Oi, oi, oi! Why is it that joke bands are always the best at playing the style that they’re trying to ape? Hard Skin may be taking the piss, but they can sure play it good. When the disc started playing, I lost control over my motor skills and my body got up and got a beer from the fridge. If I hadn’t regained consciousness I might have shaved my head! I’m sure that there are jokes aplenty in the lyrics, but I swear the only words I can make out are “Oi,” “bollocks,” “cunt,” “pint,” and “arse.” In the meantime, I’ll just keep drinking to see if it becomes any clearer to me.