HARD-ONS: This Terrible Place: CD

The band is the Hard-Ons. I saw them last maybe 7 or 8 years ago. They rocked. They are called the Hard-Ons. The cover art is a mutant cyclops Mickey Mouse angel as a peace symbol with a huge cock that has an eyeball on it. I had a mindset of what this CD would sound like. Hmm. This isn’t bad as much as it is unexciting. The music is almost easy listening, too mellow, and this is coming from a guy who likes Simon and Garfunkle, okay? There are a few songs that sound like they would be great to see live with amps and feedback and the energy of a band rocking out, but the CD isn’t doing anything for me but serving as background music.

 –rich (Bad Taste)