Enough of stupid cock rock glorification! The cover of this CD features a vulture destroying a guitar. Stupid, stupid, stupid! And it sounds like fucking stupid metal hard rock! Maybe there are hipsters who eat up all of this crap, but not this tight-panted girl! Since when have we regressed to the point of liking the same crap that punks used to wanna destroy? Who knows. If this were a cereal, it would be soggy oatmeal with metal filings in it. Soggy=old and boring. Metal filings=metal, dude.
–maddy (Small Stone)