GROSS NATIONAL PRODUCT: Ronald McVomit’s 14 Song Happy Meal: 7” EP

No, it wasn’t the barely competent, female-fronted retro-thrash that comprises the music on this. It wasn’t the sarcasm dripping from the lyrics, either. What sold me on this was the four-page coloring book. Everyone loves to have a reason to bust out the crayons, especially when it involves coloring in pictures of Mickey Mouse being crucified and Ronald puking.

 –jimmy (Bacon Town)