GRADE ONE: The Porcelain Doll Collection: CD

The Porcelain Doll Collection consists of four songs. Imagine the more recent Brody Dalle style vocals set to alternative ‘90s power chord music while you’re shopping for something black at Hot Topic. The lyrics have a lot of girl power themes laced with plenty of “F” bombs (Don’t worry, there is a Parental Advisory label on the front). If you’re a female catholic school dropout, this EP will probably make you feel less alone.

 –Ryan Nichols (Self-released, no address listed)