GOLDENBOY: Right Kind of Wrong: CD

Surf punk harmony farts that were rad in ‘97 but now I hear this kind of crap and it’s sometimes so catchy and pretty it makes me want to shit into the palm of my hand and throw it at something. I mean fuck, how many songs can be written about going out with girls? Just deal with the STD! She was a bitch. Stop writing music about it. Gabe Rock

 –guest (Coldfront)