GODDAMNED DITCHDIGGERS, THE: Never Mind The Goddamned, Here: CD

May 14, 2001

The GDDs brazenly belt-out a cacophonous conflagration of rough'n'ready, rude'n'rowdy backwoods punkrock belligerence! Beer-fuelled and whiskey-saturated beyond belief, these demon-spawned rural reprobates immorally epitomize a new jawcrackin' genre of rock'n'roll which is more vile, vulgar, demented, disgusting and rambunctiously primitive than anything else ever recorded... indeed, I'll fittingly call it "hickcore"! On such deviantly divine ditties as "Vengeance of the Damned," "Allez Dupont," "Blow Up Longview," "My Friend Misery," "Rather Stay Home and Fuck," "I Was a Teenage Ditchdigger," "Let's Have a Beer," "Modern Day Frankenstein," "I Wanna Get Drunk/Ditchdiggers" and so many more, the savagely frenzied instrumentation and snotty razor-slashed vocals violently roar like an atomic terroristic attack on the central nervous system (spontaneously causing a person's body to spastically leap around the room, destructively bounce off the walls, and then lifelessly collapse on the floor in a heap of smoldering remains). Ah yes, this is anarchic audial insurrection at its brainbruisin' best!

 –Roger Moser Jr. ($5 ppd to Ditchdiggin' Recs., 106 Horaney St., Longview, TX 75601; http://www.angelfire.com/tx2/ditchdiggin)