GAY, THE: Self-titled: CDEP

Ten minutes and thirteen seconds divided into three songs of such excruciatingly banal, drippy indy rock that you’ll want to pull your own head off and hurl it at the speakers until the bad noise goes away or you bleed to death. Everything you’ve ever hated about college radio boiled down to its horrible essence and stamped onto this disc belched up from a bowel of hell I don’t even want to think about. God save us.

 –aphid (Mint)