GANGABANG GORDON: I’m Not a Musician: Cassette

The title is right on. Whoever is playing this garbage is not a musician. This is just dumb noise. I never understood the whole, “Let’s make stupid, shitty music, get it?” No, I don’t get it. What a fucking waste of a cassette. This release really brought Burger down a notch in my book. I just can’t imagine the reasoning behind this crap’s existence. I am honestly upset at having received this. Not everything that gets recorded deserves to be released, but hey, it’s their money. Too bad plastic isn’t biodegradable.

 –Rene Navarro (Burger, [email protected])