FRANCIS HAROLD AND THE HOLOGRAMS: “The Eagle Can’t Fly with One Wing” b/w “Two Faggots One Cunt”: 7”

After listening to the a-side, I’m surprised that I didn’t put on a different record when I got up to flip this over. It’s vacuous noise—no wave. (No, I don’t know if the b-side is derogatory. No lyrics were included for it, as opposed to the a-side. All I could discern through the blizzard of turds was the title.)

 –Vincent (Going Underground)