FLANK, THE: At Stake: CD

Seriously? I like to think that I’m fairly good at coming up with decent ways to describe shitty records, but I’m damn near at a loss here. Wanky, Beatles-esque piano pop douche fodder. Trippy-dippy vocals that whine to be heard on mainstream radio. The only hope for this would be if it was someone’s idea of a sick joke, in which case they still failed because they haven’t let anyone in on the gag. Speaking of gag, I’ve got to go.

 –ty (Velvet Wrinkle)