FISTULA: Vermin Prolificus: LP

There’s a repeating mantra in this record, pulled from what sounds like a sound clip from an old movie, which goes, “The drugs are more important than you.” This record is really dumb, but in its own way really great. It’s made for stoners who like evil stuff and demons, so get on that if you’re high as fuck right now. The record will constantly remind you about drugs, by the way, so be prepared to have some weird feelings as it addresses you, the audience, directly. It’s like grindcore, but I don’t know enough about the genre to compare to another band accurately. There’s definitely some doom metal in there. I wish I could type out a picture of the cover art, but I’m not that good at ASCII art. GRADE: Ä-. 

 –Bryan Static (To Live A Lie)