The Fiction: This is emotional hardcore without emotion. Oh wait, is screaming an emotion? Birthday Boys: It’s a song about Michael Jordan. C’mon now, what year is this? You know what is a good basketball song? That Red Hot Chili Pepper’s song off of Uplift Mofo Party Plan. And no, I’m not kidding. You know the one. “LA Lakers/fast break makers/kings on the court/shake’n’bake all takers.”
–megan (McCarthyism)