Something has to be done. Somebody get a telethon going. We need to eradicate the world of the terminal illness known as S.T.S. (Suicidal Tendencies Syndrome). S.T.S. overtakes once great punk rock and hardcore bands and compels them to write and release wishy-washy cheese metal. As of now, there is no known cure for S.T.S., but with your help that could change in our lifetime. Bands like Fang are counting on you. Operators are now standing by.
–ty (Malt Soda)