EXCELSIOR: Punk Floyd: 7”EP

Low-fi-as-fuck DIY garage punk rock from a four-piece group of Londoners. I’m not joking about the lo-fi-as-fuck part. It sounds like they are playing inside a trash can. Four songs about not being able to get laid, being broke, broken hearts, getting drunk, lame scenes, and “Undead Forth Reich,” an account of zombie Nazis that have an insatiable craving for blonde-haired, blue-eyed prey. Apparently, the motive is to create a new, Nazi army of the undead. I was unaware of the scores of films with this plot, so don’t get your panties in a bunch if you are über sensitive; I’m sure it’s just pretend.

 –Jackie Rusted (It’s Trash, itstrashrecords.bandcamp.com)