EVEN IN BLACKOUTS: Foreshadows on the Wall: CD

“Hey, you ignorant music reviewer, you! Our band plays punk rock using solely acoustic instruments! We will bludgeon over the head with this fact until you proclaim us to be the saving grace of modern punk rock!” Guess what? It sucks! The press sheet even calls them minstrels! Maybe if they had electric guitars they wouldn’t sound like the Dixie Chicks.

 –josh (Knock Knock)