EUROTICS: Demo: Cassette

The cover photo is of a topless woman with a paper bag over her head. The band’s web address is I was hoping for balls-out raunch, but just got generic rock’n’roll riffs and sexually frustrated lyrical grousing, recorded in a wet refrigerator box. To borrow a term from a Ben Stiller movie (my bad), if you’re gonna go for shock appeal, then you have to go full-in like The Dwarves. If you pull your punches, you’ll just come off like a stunted loser.

–CT Terry (