ENVIRONMENTAL YOUTH CRUNCH: Wet Stuff Dries and Other Tidbits: CD

If you ever wanted a less folky This Bike Is a Pipe Bomb writing songs exclusively about wetland preservation, singing frogs, and “female fish growing dicks” (seriously!), this is the band for you. If you’re into taking Cleveland Bound Death Sentence’s genius song “Rumbleseats and Running Boards” and turning it into a slow song about environmental destruction, this is the band for you. If you’re Maddy Tight Pants, you really want to like some of this stuff, but you end up listening to the Marked Men instead. If this were a cereal, it’d be something “natural,” and instead of some super cool laser sugar ring in the bottom of the box, there’d be a CD of spoken word environmental speeches.

 –maddy (Grateful)